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A PSA from The Hulk

There's still a little bit of time left, so .... if you haven't yet, please....

Courtesy of Dana Gould.

Newly Against It

Back in September, you may recall the newly unearthed video for the Ramones' "She's the One" that was unveiled in tandem with that whatever-anniversary re-release of Road to Ruin. Well, here's another on from same, this featuring da bruddahs (with Marky more prominently featured, this time) ripping through "I'm Against It." 

Two things about this:

I actually ran into Marky over the weekend while I was walking through SoHo with my kids. He was coming out of a shop, and I instantly recognized him (that helmet of hair is hard to miss). I thanked him for the music and he gave me an emphatic thumbs-up, which was jolly nice of him.

Secondly, I know lots of folks are on edge this week with Election Day looming tomorrow. Given the polarized dynamic of this political season, this seems like the perfect anthem for this week. Not only that, given the late Johnny Ramone's notoriety as an obstreperous Republican, it serves both sides of the fence.

VOTE TOMORROW!!!

Back to Astor Place

Our good friend Bob Egan of Popshots NYC posted the below photo over on Facebook, and I found it so striking that I was motivated to post it here. Here's how Bob prefaced it...

Astor Place, 1984, from the roof of 111 Fourth Avenue at 11-12th St.

Seemingly a million lightyears from its current, busy, teeming iteration, this is exactly the Astor Place I first discovered in the early 80's. Barren, uncluttered, spacious.... full of elbow room and ripe for exploring. 

 

‘I Know, I Know … But Please DO!’

I took the above picture on November 7, 2016. Look at the language on the top sticker, affixed to a pole on the corner of White and Church Streets, at the time.

It rather tidily summed up the feeling here in New York City prior to Election Day. It seemed like such a given. There was absolutely no way Trump was going to win. What a ludicrous notion! So, yeah, even though it seems like such a given, please, y'know ... go vote and stuff.

…and then we all know what happened.

Heading into the Midterm Elections of 2018, a whole lot more has fucking happened (to say the least), and once again, the nation -– or portions of it, anyway -– are preparing to vote this coming Tuesday.

For all the talk of the looming “Blue Wave,” or that “Winter is Coming” for all of us angry “snowflakes” and for all the polls talking about early voter turnout, please remember this:

NOTHING IS A GIVEN.

Nothing’s in the bag. Regardless of what polls and pundits might try to tell you, they’ve all been wrong -- REALLY wrong -- before.

Don’t be apathetic. Don’t take anything for granted. Be enthused, proactive and even optimistic, if you see fit, but don’t be lazy, convinced or easily swayed by spin.

If you don’t participate, you have no right to complain, even if that sounds naïve and idealistic.

VOTE ON TUESDAY!

As the sticker said, I Know, I Know … But Please DO!

Fight the Youth

Too much politics here on Flaming Pablum, you say? Too bad. 

Want to really get mad? Read this article. Regardless of which side of the fence you choose to be on, this brand of brazenly idiotic, entitled bullshit should piss you off. 

12 Young People On Why They Probably Won't Vote

If you're 21 or younger, it's not that you should get pass or anything, but you're still becoming cognizant of the world around you. I don't know that I became politically aware in any meaningful way until I was in college. But if you're in your MID or LATE fucking twenties and still haven't figured it out, you get NOTHING but my contempt, and plenty of it.

Word on the Street

Missing No More: Finding Missing Foundation’s Music

I’ve written about Missing Foundation here entirely too many times, even as recently as this past September. In any event… here’s another installment to that saga.

Way back when, while Missing Foundation’s cryptic insignia may have been sprayed, scrawled, scratched and/or angrily carved onto virtually every decaying edifice southeast of 14th Street, actual, tactile documents of the band’s music weren’t quite as plentiful. Given their arguable infamy and notoriety for chaotic performances that frequently culminated in wanton property damage and the occasional riot, many may have suggested, at the time, that any records Missing Foundation produced might have almost been incidental; sonically ugly side-dishes to the malignantly deafening entrée that was their incendiary live incarnation. But whether those records were simply a means-to-an-end or more likely just the victims of shoddy distribution didn’t matter to me. Having had my curiosity piqued by the band’s eerily pugnacious flyer campaign circa 1989, I was determined to find those Missing Foundation records.

Suffice to say, that task was significantly more tricky than just walking into Crazy Eddie’s.

As luck would have it, however, in the summer of 1990, or so, a fittingly-albeit-unwittingly doomed record label called Restless Records saw fit to unleash MF’s third album, the cheerily titled Ignore the White Culture, along with re-releasing the band’s earlier works, Demise, 1933: Your House is Mine (that was my favorite) and their eponymous debut from 1987. In one fell swoop, I’d gone from famine to feast in the MF department.

Pressing play on the first track of 1989’s Demise, that being “A Hunting We Will Go,” was something of a startling revelation. Some months earlier, I remember dropping the needle on Scumdogs of the Universe, the second album by GWAR and being so let down by how comparatively polished the band sounded in contrast to their cartoonishly ultra-violent image. That first airing of Demise was the complete opposite experience. While Missing Foundation didn’t have an image like GWAR’s – or, really, any discernible “image” at all -- they had accrued that afore-cited nefarious mystique of being uber-agitpropagandizers. Opening with the strains of what sounds like actual police action at a riot (punctuated by sirens and a woman’s emphatic scream of “DON’T YOU FUCKING HIT HIM, YOU PIG!”), the music -– such as it is -- kicks in with a sluggish, lurching rumble atop primary instigator Peter Missing’s anguished moaning and semi-garbled invective as barked through a megaphone. While somewhat reminiscent of the similarly user-hostile, equally No-Wave-inspired outpourings of early SWANS, MF lacked that band’s disciplined, slave-ship gait, in favor of ….well….writhing cacophony. Easy listening this was not.

Anyway, long story short, Missing Foundation’s albums fleetingly came back into print for a bit. They released one further uncompromising album, 1992’s Go Into Exile before Restless Records collapsed and Missing Foundation, or that iteration of it, disbanded.

Fast forward almost 27 years later, and the physical manifestation of music isn’t quite as much of a priority as it once was, a development that has both revolutionized and disemboweled the music industry – an apparatus Missing Foundation were never totally on board with to begin with. While there are still folks – like myself – who collect such things with furtive reverence, most people, it seems, stream their music, these days. As such, given the advent of various digital platforms, actually hearing certain music is easier than ever before. Personally speaking, I continue to prefer CD’s and LPs. Whatever.

That all brings us to the point of this long-winded post. While their albums may have been difficult to prize back in the day, through the magic of Bandcamp, you can now pretty much avail yourself to the entirety of Missing Foundation’s discography, including the newly released Hamburg 1984, their comparatively slick (for MF) and entirely listenable collaboration with KMFDM.

Via this handy aggregation, you can hear some of my favorite selections like “Pistol Archive,” the afore-mentioned “A Hunting We Will Go,” the riff-blitzkrieg of “Jameel’s Turmoil” (including a more recent live airing of same), “Kill the Hypnotic Bastards” and, of course, “Burn Trees.”

Find all this by clicking right here. Tell’em Flaming Pablum sent ya.

More on Missing Foundation ...

Missing to Be Clever

Missing in Action

Cocktails for Two: In Conversation with Missing Foundation's Chris Egan

Maron Misses Missing Foundation 

The Life & Times of RB Korbet

'I Will Destroy You'

A Missing Link

Is the Party Back On? 

Missing Foundation Live at the Marquee 1990

Skeleton Key at CBGB, New Year's Even `97

Back in 2016, I described my love for the band Skeleton Key thusly…

As I mentioned above, I’d first heard of Erik by way of his band Skeleton Key, who were easily one of my favorite discoveries of the `90s. Like a hiccupy cross between, say, early Devo and Pussy Galore — or maybe a less scowly Cop Shoot Cop — Skeleton Key made a gloriously skewed-but-tuneful cacophony. Like both C$C and Pussy Galore, the band featured a distinctive percussionist — initially a spiky haired gent named Rick Lee — who smacked the shit out of a variety of found metal implements, among them pots, pans, a fire extinguisher, a child’s red wagon and various other sundry items. In addition to Lee’s clamorous arsenal, the first iteration of the band also featured powerhouse drummer Steve Calhoon. In front of those two were guitarist/vocalist Chris Maxwell and bassist, vocalist, bandleader and former Lounge Lizard Erik Sanko.

That particular line-up of the band recorded an e.p. and one full album — the truly amazing Fantastic Spikes Through Balloon — before attrition started to take its toll, leaving Erik as the only mainstay from the original four. He kept the band going, though, recording two more consistently distinctive albums that retained the band’s signature brand of propulsive rock racket.

Indeed, the original line-up for Skeleton Key dissolved around 1999, although Erik kept the band going through 2012. In the interim, Erik also toured with Firewater and released a solo record, but his primary focus has been his work with the creative collective, Phantom Limb. Following their days in Skeleton Key, Lee and Calhoon formed Enon with John Schmersal from Braniac for a bit, but not sure what they’ve gone onto since. Guitarist Chris Maxwell currently pursues a solo career and, I believe, does music for the animated show “Bob’s Burgers.”

But back in 1997, the original line-up of Skeleton Key was just an insane live band that was not to be missed. Bizarrely, very little video evidence of that first line-up exists, beyond a weird appearance on MTV (see that old post). But a YouTuber called Mike’s Music Archive uploaded a live show quite recently taped at CBGB, and it is amazing to behold. See that below.

This was recorded on the New Year’s Eve of December 31, 1997. The Jesus Lizard was the headliner. I first posted this video on Facebook, and Erik mentioned that at the very end, Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo emrges from the dressing room.

Anyway, … enjoy!

Exhuming 'Recent Things'

Back in August of 2008, I posted an entry dubbed “Recent Things.” This was essentially just a series of photographs I’d snapped with my still-quasi-new digital camera (not iPhone) to offset a series of photo posts I’d portentuously titled “Things That Are No Longer There,” and variations thereof. I stumbled upon that latter post this morning, and was struck by how many of those things – a decade later – are themselves no longer there … or at least not how I’d left them, so to speak. Let’s review, shall we?

This, as the sign says, was Bleecker Bob's. I devoted almost as many posts to the slow demise of this storied stronghold of punk vinyl as I did to the untimely vanishing of the Cedar Tavern. In any event, it closed in 2013 and, contrary to original plans, did not turn into a rock'n'roll-themed frozen yogurt emporium, but rather a fair-to-middling Japanese restaurant I dined in in 2015. Read that account here, should you honestly care. 

This is a shot of my then-four-year-old daughter Charlotte standing cherubically in front of what had been the fabled Moondance Diner at the bottom of Sixth Avenue, just north of Canal Street. About year after this photo was taken, the Moondance closed (its physical manifestation moving out west to Wyoming, if memory serves) and a giant, fuckoff hotel was erected in its footprint. I sneer every time I walk by it ... which is daily. 

This is the former exterior of Marty's Cool Stuff on LaFayette Street just north of Bleecker. The shop was a complete, unmanageable mess, but Marty did indeed have the odd bit of genuinely ...er... "cool stuff." The only lasting bit of ephemera I have that I'd prized there is this orange metal sign that says "Smiths Overalls." It hangs just above the interior transom of our front door. Today, this is part of the noxious streetwear flagship, KITH. 

This is the former entrance to 9 Second Avenue, just steps to the south of the Mars Bar (also gone, of course) on East First Street. Largely derelict and abandoned by the time of this photo, the building's significant back history was lovingly told in an amazing documentary called "The Tao of 9 Second Avenue." I wrote about it here, but it's well worth seeking out. Today, the spot in this photo is part of a TD Bank branch.  

 

Fittingly just around the corner from the shot immediately above, this is the north-facing exterior of the old Mars Bar on East First Street between Second Avenue and the Bowery. A constantly shifting and captivating canvas for murals and spontaneous expressions of colorful street art, this strip of East First Street was always one of my favorite spots in Manhattan. It's all gone now. What's in this space now is that TD Bank, a chic condo's chilly lobby and -- last time I checked -- a business called The Alchemist's Kitchen. 

Believe it or not, this is Extra Place on the northern end of East First Street, just steps to the east of the Bowery. Yes, down at the end of that arguably forbidding dead end was the rear of CBGB. Many an atmospheric photo of punk luminaries was snapped in this forgotten byway. Today, it's a comparatively straight-laced and squeaky-clean strip of neatly appointed -- but frequently empty -- storefronts.

This last one probably doesn't need a lot of explanation. That's Charlotte, again.

NYC: Nice & Surreal in `68

Here’s a strange one.

Courtesy of the Kino Library, I half-expected the video below to be yet another one of those banal reels of stock footage of New York City in the 60’s. Technically, that’s what this clip essentially is, although there are elements that really make it stand out from the rest of that pile.

I have no clue as to what this footage was shot for –- nor can I explain the odd bits of dialogue that come from the military chaffeur. The camera appears to be loosely following the expolits of a dashing-but-concerned journalist, of some variety. But there’s an overall surreally claustrophobic and almost nightmarish quality to this video, and that largely comes courtesy of its score.

While I am an unapologetic fan of a lot of progressive rock like King Crimson and Yes, I have absolutely never warmed to the keyboard noodling of Keith Emerson. I mean, I don’t wish him ill or anything, but there’s something about his pronounced penchant for sternuously masturbatory organ fingering (yes, I know -– sorry) that just drives me away. That very sonic blight is well to the fore in this clip, as the soundtrack is none other than Emerson playing his instrumental version of Leonard Berstein’s “America” (more famously from the Broadway play, "West Side Story") with his then-band The Nice circa 1968.

According to Wikipedia, Emerson evidently intended this iteration of “America” to be “the first ever instrumental protest song,” predating –- I suppose -– Jimi Hendrix’s similarly incendiary rendition of the Natioal Anthem at Woodstock by a year or so. While that all may be true, in the context of this filmstrip, The Nice’s trek through “America” provides something of a jarring juxtaposition to the visuals, although maybe that was by design the entire time. 1968 was indeed a fractious era of American history, so perhaps it’s only fitting.

If you can handle Emerson’s organ (yes, I know….sorry, another cheap shot), you may enjoy.