
A colleague of mine named Bailey aggregates and edits content for my organization’s intranet portal and recently launched a series that showcases various teammates’ musical playlists. She called it “The Mix!”
Being that I’m somewhat unsolicitedly outspoken about my musical tastes, Bailey recently asked me if I’d submit one. I don’t think this was actually prompted by any curiosity on her part or on behalf of the company, but rather the need to simply generate content. Regardless, I was happy to oblige, as waxing rhapsodic about my favorite music is something I can barely stop myself from doing. Where most of my fellow employees simply submitted five to ten favorite tracks, with a nominal explanation of each, I, somewhat predictably, composed a stately list of …er…30 songs, appended with florid blurbs about each track.
To her credit, Bailey did a dash of tasteful editing to excise a few of my more colorful turns of phrase, but completely jettisoned my intro. But being that this is my blog, here’s the full, unexpurgated version in all its repulsively self-indulgent glory. If possible, try to enjoy…
Okay, because I’m just the type of insufferable music geek of the laboriously long-winded variety that people regularly avoid at cocktail parties, I’m going to try to keep my usual bug-eyed fervor in check and limit myself to one (1) song per artist and one (1) sentence about each selection. Let’s see if I can pull that off. But you’re getting 30 of them, so buckle up … and I could very easily keep going.
“Eighties” by Killing Joke – I am prone to speaking about my devotion to all things Killing Joke with a religious fanaticism that borders on the disquieting, so suffice to say that this song is as important to me as oxygen itself.
“She Sells Sanctuary” by The Cult – An absolutely (and indisputably) perfect song, from beginning to end.
“Song to the Siren” by This Mortal Coil – A bit of a cliché, now, for folks of a certain age and sensibility, but it stopped me dead in my tracks the first time I heard it (as intro music to Robert Plant solo gig at the Nassau Coliseum in the late summer of 1985), and I’ve been rapturously enchanted with it ever since.
“Garbageman” by The Cramps – Good grief, I don’t know that I can encapsulate the sheer majesty of this song in a single sentence, but if you can’t appreciate the brilliance of this signature anthem by the Cramps, I can’t say we’ll ever be able to meaningfully communicate with each other.
“Down on the Street” by The Stooges – Hyperbole aside, this opening cut from Funhouse, i.e. the single greatest rock’n’roll record of all time, lays waste to any claims to the contrary.
“Wiggly World” by DEVO – Too many options from my beloved DEVO to choose from, but today it’s “Wiggly World,” because it simply makes me genuinely happy.
“Chameleon Man” by Cop Shoot Cop – To my ears, this clanky tour-de-force by New York City’s own Cop Shoot Cop (who acrimoniously broke up in 1996, sadly) is practically the early-`90’s noise-rock answer to “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and I love every caustic nanosecond of it.
“Rise Above” by Black Flag – Another predictable selection, maybe, but it’s still as stark, blunt, and galvanizing as when it was first recorded.
“To Hell with Poverty” by Gang of Four – Angular, post-punk funk with a serrated edge (courtesy of the late Andy Gill’s guitar) and a political conscience, “To Hell with Poverty” is both a furious proletariat anthem and an explosive dancefloor banger.
“Bomber” by Motorhead – This is the live version from Motorhead’s No Sleep `til Hammersmith, which swaps out the studio version’s comparatively relaxed, bluesy strut in favor of a frantic, amphetamine-fueled sprint.
“Science Friction” by XTC – Early punky track by XTC from when they were still clangy and hiccupy, as opposed to their latter more celebrated work, which was more lush, thoughtful, and bucolic.
“See Her Tonight” by The Damned – Literally every track off the Damned’s seminal debut LP (the first of the British Punk bands to release one) is crucial and brilliant, but I’ve always particularly loved this spikey ode to romance over revolution.
“Dark Entries” by Bauhaus – Sort of the Goth equivalent of “Pretty Vacant” by the Sex Pistols, “Dark Entries” was one of the first singles the fledgling Bauhaus ever wrote – notable in that the ominous, repeating riff (courtesy of guitarist Daniel Ash) is essentially just a simple sequence of minor-key scales.
“Life’s What You Make It” by Talk Talk – Most only know them for their early iteration as skinny-tied synth-popsters, but every album released by this band is absolutely spectacular, with this single being the midpoint between their radio-friendly era and their significantly more experimental phase.
“Electric City” by Firewater – From the NYC band’s sixth album from 2008, The Golden Hour, which was written and recorded with local musicians while songwriter Tod Ashley was traveling through Thailand, India, Pakistan, Turkey and Indonesia.
“Straighten Out” by The Stranglers – It’s virtually impossible for me to settle on a single track by The Stranglers (I very nearly chose “Five Minutes”), but “Straighten Out” amply encapsulates everything that’s entirely remarkable about them, to my mind.
“Black to Comm” by the MC5 – They never officially released a studio version (this is a live version from the Michigan’s Saginaw Civic Center in 1970), but for my money, “Black to Comm” is the MC5 at their very bombastic best, and it is impossible for me to sit still when this plays.
“Adrenochrome” by The Sisters of Mercy – An early single by the reluctant Goth overlords, “Adrenochrome” exemplifies their initial, doomy aesthetic, all dueling riffs underpinned by the mechanized pulse of a deliberately spartan drum machine, Doktor Avalanche.
“People Who Died” by the Jim Carroll Band – Wrongly lambasted as tasteless (I had someone stop talking to me after I played it on my college radio station), “People Who Died” is actually aheartfelt (if adrenalized) lament, capturing the late Jim Caroll’s mournful rage at the hopelessness and destruction that surrounds him.
“The Hardest Walk” by The Jesus & Mary Chain – I really could have picked practically anything off of Psychocandy, but this one’s always been my favorite, completely encapsulating the band’s equal affection for sweet pop melody, harrowing feedback and echoey noise.
“Those Eyes, That Mouth” by Cocteau Twins – Most folks might opt for a selection off Heaven or Las Vegas, but for me, it’s all about “Those Eyes, That Mouth,” which a crystalline synthesis of everything that makes this peculiar Scottish trio so mysteriously beguiling.
“Daily News” by The Exploited – The less delicate side of Scotland, as submitted for your disapproval by Edinburgh’s tirelessly angry, kingpins of second-wave British Punk.
“A Million Miles Away” by The Plimsouls – Rarely has the signature chime of the 12-string Rickenbacker guitar been so effectively employed as on this underground hit from the early `80s, which some might fleetingly remember from the film, “Valley Girl.”
“Look Sharp” by Joe Jackson – While ultimately too sophisticated a musician to be mistaken for a proper punk, Jackson nevertheless demonstrated that he could more than simply keep up with times on this title cut to his debut LP.
“Tupelo” by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – From Live Seeds, Nick Cave recasts John Lee Hooker’s classic about a Mississippi flood and the birth of the King of Rock N’ Roll as a doomy narrative about the coming of the antichrist.
“Dum Dum Boys” by Iggy Pop – Spurred on by David Bowie behind the production console, Iggy pays grim homage to his former bandmates in the Stooges.
“Notes & Chords Mean Nothing to Me” by Redd Kross – Hawthorne, California’s own McDonald brothers deliver a scathing manifesto the decimates the preconception that you must be accomplished into order to play music.
“Nostalgia” by the Buzzcocks – Picking a single song to sum up the brilliance of the Buzzcocks is a fool’s errand, but this has always been my favorite.
“Baby Turns Blue” by the Virgin Prunes – Rising from the same circle of friends that spawned U2, Dublin’s Virgin Prunes took proceedings in an entirely different direction on their debut LP, If I Die, I Die, perfecting a bold, post-punk sound that was sinister as it was surreal.
“Sleeping With Your Devil Mask” by Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians – From Globe of Frogs, a perfect slice of Robyn at his bizarre best.
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