The older I get, the less tolerance I harbor for any high-maintenance bullshit.
I still have an interest in watching the Beatles’ “Get Back” documentary, for example, but I am immediately pointedly put off by the notion of having to subscribe to Disney+ in order to do so, and the fact that it’s not immediately simple to accomplish that makes me unreasonably irritable.
If it’s even remotely complicated or involves more than a paltry two steps, you can seriously go emphatically fuck yourselves. I lose all interest.
Similarly, if a piece of technology fails to immediately deliver that which I am desiring, my first inclination is to take a fucking hammer to it. You fail me and you have to pay the price.
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