10 Songs More Credibly Christmassy Than Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You"...

1. "The Anal Staircase" by Coil

2. "If It Was Broken, You'd Be Screaming" by the Happy Flowers

3. "Bring Your Daughter to The Slaughter" by Iron Maiden

4. "Die When You Die" by GG Allin & the Murder Junkies

5. "John Wayne was a Nazi" by MDC

6. "Warhead" by Venom

7. "Beach Blanket Bong-Out" by JFA

8. "Mommy, Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight?" by The Misfits

9. "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave" by the Butthole Surfers

10. "My Dad Sucks" by the Descendents

Comments

[r malce]

I agree with all of these choices, even the songs that don't rock me. I would have added "No More Hot Dogs" by Hasil Adkins. Maybe for Hanukkah?
- rm