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- "Broad City" ending.
- "The Sopranos" returning.
- "Games of Thrones" continuing.
- R. Kelly's record sales surging in wake of documentary about his predatory sexual exploits.
- Britney Spears cancelling her Vegas residency.
- Anything about any Vegas residency.
- Woodstock's 50th Anniversary
- Who is going to host the Oscars.
- Who is performing on "The Masked Singer."
- Meghan Markle's pregnancy.
- Jeff Bezos' divorce.
- Cardi B's parenting tips.
- What the Fiji Water Girl has to say about her newfound fame.
- Anything Pete Davidson, Gwyneth Paltrow or Kanye West is saying, doing or thinking.
- Anything pertaining to professional football in any capacity.
ADDENDUM:
- Anything to do with Coachella -- who is playing it, who has pulled out of playing it, who is sponsoring it, who is attending, etc.
- Chris Pratt's faith-based fitness plan.
- ANYTHING faith-based.
- Marie Kondo's tips for tidying-up. Fuck off, lady.
- The most-liked egg on Instagram.
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