Back when I was more of a regular barfly, I had my own yardstick for what determined a good bar from a bad one. Personally speaking, if a bar came saddled with an inescapable widescreen TV that was blaring sports at me, I immediately drained of enthusiasm. Secondly, I needed a good juke box, and a decent beer selection was always a bonus. You may beg to differ. You may require a dart board or a hospitable wait staff or a regularly-re-filled basket of peanuts on the bar. Everyone has their own stipulations.
I recently fielded a note from a reader who keeps his own weblog, Visceralist.com. Though also preoccupied with hip-hop and such, the primary thrust of Visceralist seems to be the documentation of the NYC bar scene. In a formidable series of breakdowns, Visceralist rates various watering holes in Brooklyn and Manhattan (mostly downtown), grading the establishments on particulars ranging from their decor through their respective girl-to-guy ratios. My favorite curious aspect of the blog, however, is that the very first item of business on each of these bar report cards regards their individual "Bathroom Situations." While such a factor would never really occur to me -- I mean, I certainly appreciate it if a bar has a working bathroom -- it seems to be the crucial variable in determining whether the Visceralist plans on ever darkening the bar's door again. He also seems to be unduly fond of Stella Atrois, but it's the bathroom aspect that really matters to him, and he's meticulous in his scrutiny (that's one of his shots above). I'm not judging or disrespecting -- I just find it kind of amusing. But, ya know -- to each their own.
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