1. Gratuitous disregard for deodorant
2. Unsolicited covers of Duran Duran songs by deplorably unworthy artists.
3. Charity Mugging
4. Miley Cyrus
5. 'American Idol'
6. Playing techno and house music in restaurants (or anywhere) where there is no dance floor
7. Those dog-leash-on-a-reel things (amen, Joel!)
8. Ironic mustaches on formerly godlike post-punk troubadours
9. Those incredibly irritating freecredit.com ads featuring that singing schmuck
10. These dumb-ass glasses
There will be more. Oh yes!
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