Bold New Look, Same Crappy Content

After days of experimenting and tweaking, behold -- the exciting new visage of Flaming Pablum. Boasting a cleaner, sleeker style and a smashing new banner (with profound apologies to illustrator Matteo Pericoli), the `Pab is born anew. Longtime fans and Google trollers needn't fear, though. I promise the same sub-standard level of rigorously overwritten and slavishly unspellchecked content rife with utterly meaningless ephemera and mean-spirited musings that you have naturally come to expect.

Hopefully, everyone likes it (and please lemme know if ya don't). And be thankful! I almost went with the image below as the banner.