I was "tagged" by Zissy somewhat recently and --- as I understand it -- if I don't perpetuate the game, some horrible happenstance will befall me, inna chain letter stylee, so I guess I'd better play along. That all said, I find the categories (five things.... in my fridge, closet, purse, car) to be rather yawnsome (not least because I don't carry a purse nor own a car). As such, I am hereby concocting four new categories and carrying on the chain. Deal with it. Here goes...
FIVE THINGS....
...I don't understand:
1. Mandarin Chinese
2. the appeal of Beyonce's music (especially her latest single, which replicates the sound of being trapped in a dumbwaiter with a rabid gibbon wielding an airhorn).
3. why Beg to Differ by Prong is out of print.
4. the rules of Cricket.
5. how anyone could support our President.
...I bought on eBay:
1. first edition of Luc Sante's "Low Life"
2. the Butteryfly Potion e.p. by Foetus
3. large promotional poster for Sandinista! by the Clash
4. a Brak coffee mug
5. a talking bottle opener featuring the voice Carl from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
...I have but do not want:
1. Tinnitus
2. Benign Positional Vertigo
3. Oral Allergy Syndrome
4. a deviated septum
5. greying hair
...I want but do not have:
1. Deluxe edition DVD of Peter Weir's "Picinic at Haning Rock" (Australian only)
2. Beg to Differ by Prong on compact disc.
3. a red, convertable Mini Cooper
4. Peace
5. Quiet
And I am now "tagging" five more lucky people....
We'll see if they take up the challenge.
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