Needlessly Hostile, Uptight Rant of the Day

I'm not a big fan of waiting on lines. But then, who is? I'm in just as much of a damn rush as the next guy. We all have lives to go lead, pressing responsibilities to attend to and stuff we'd rather be doing than standing around in a line waiting for some exchange of goods or services. Waiting in line is a pain in the ass, let's face it. Still, I have absolutey ZERO tolerance for anyone who cuts the line. I don't care how late you are or how much of a hurry you're in. I don't care if it's for a slice of pizza or to buy stamps or to get into a rock club or to use an ATM or to board a plane or to get a liver transplant -- if you cut the line, you are an ASSHOLE and should be clocked right across the skull with a splintery 2x4 for your selfish transgression. And don't give me this "oh, I didn't see that there was a line" crapola. Your abjectly clueless failure to ascertain the obvious also should earn you a severe blow on the noggin. Wake the hell up and show some damn consideration!